Hey, cousins! I am happy to announce that you can spend your hard-earned money supporting my life-long habit of making up songs, drawing pictures and writing books!

You need this stuff on your wall, on your bookshelf and in your music library because the act of consuming fills that bottomless void deep inside you, that nagging hole that’s been there since childhood, temporarily appeased by the purchase of a bicycle, a new hat, an action figure, or something you didn’t know you needed until this very moment.

Like most artists, I am of the heartfelt notion that what the world truly needs is one more book, one more album and one more piece of art I created to fill my own void of emptiness and abject despair.

So, you see? It’s a win-win!

Go forth and consume! Thank you.